[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]Things Are Getting Worse
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]It seems like things are getting worse all the time. The city is falling apart. Literally. The buildings are crumbling, posing a danger to those on the streets.
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]And there isn’t a #### thing we can do about it.
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]Gangs with guns roam at night, making it dangerous to go outside. Most of us have no weapon to protect ourselves with. So we hide for our own safety.
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]Bet she regretted ####### me out right about now. Who else would carry ####### through the rest of the year? Her two sidekicks were even less skilled with anything that wasn’t in some way related to gossip and stalking. Considering how quickly they’d managed to uncover the majority of my family history, you’d think they’d do fine with a simple set of alchemy instructions, but no.
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]That didn’t mean I was going to go cry to student services though. ####, no. There was no point anyway since Ri practically owned them, and giving her the satisfaction of knowing her stupid little ploy unnerved me wasn’t an option. Nope. I was done being her...anything.
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]His grin widened. “For someone who finished that #### elixir in the first twenty-five minutes, you’re kind of slow. Yes, I’ve been in this class since the start of the semester.”
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]Wait what has happened? Text from a different story has appeared, spliced into this one. Is there a gitch in the matrix? What is going on here? Wait, I think it is happening again....
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]Bet she regretted ####### me out right about now. Who else would carry ####### through the rest of the year? Her two sidekicks were even less skilled with anything that wasn’t in some way related to gossip and stalking. Considering how quickly they’d managed to uncover the majority of my family history, you’d think they’d do fine with a simple set of alchemy instructions, but no.
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]That didn’t mean I was going to go cry to student services though. ####, no. There was no point anyway since Ri practically owned them, and giving her the satisfaction of knowing her stupid little ploy unnerved me wasn’t an option. Nope. I was done being her...anything.
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]Ohhhh it definitely happened again, oh my dear. What has become of my beautiful story of decay and dystopia?
[ { "key": "damn", "failures": [ { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 }, { "text": "damn", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "^kick(ed|ing)?", "failures": [ { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 }, { "text": "kicking", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "ass", "failures": [ { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 3 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 }, { "text": "ass", "score": 2 } ] }, { "key": "hell", "failures": [ { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 }, { "text": "hell", "score": 1 } ] }, { "key": "_her ass", "failures": [ { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 }, { "text": "her ass", "score": 4 } ] } ]That didn’t mean I was going to go cry to student services though. ####, no. There was no point anyway since Ri practically owned them, and giving her the satisfaction of knowing her stupid little ploy unnerved me wasn’t an option. Nope. I was done being her...anything.
